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How to Score With Women*

Here's a checklist of what you need:

1. Be queer (or appear so)
2. Own a car (preferably a hideous one)
3. Money (and lots of it)
4. Looks (optional)
5. Charm (to brainwash them)
6. Humour (females are suckers for that)
7. Make your move when she's at the lowest point of her iffy relationship (sucker punch)
8. Shameless (to face yourself and others who may despise you)
9. KTV addict (girls seem to be willing to pay good money for lousy drinks, bad company and sing to a television)
10. She's delusional (best case scenario)

*Results may vary.

Sunday, March 15, 2009